The Weekly Random Wrap-Up - Pinterest Edition

It's that time of the week again, dear readers and loyal subjects. And of course by "week" I mean "random period of time that I make up usually when I'm feeling lazy or I've found too many funny pictures and I really just can't stand not sharing them with all of you again."  Yes, it's time for the Weekly Random Wrap-up, only this time I have a new theme!  It's the Pinterest Edition!!!  (*cue cheering and screams of excitement*)  Why, you ask?  Because I wasn't kidding about it being like Queenly crack!  I've not been able to pry myself out of that place since I found it last week!  This is going to be a real problem, people!  I need an intervention!!!!

Okay, taking a big, cleansing breath aaaaaaaaand... I'm good again.  Anywho, here are some funnies that I found on Pinterest, including at least one that I don't think was meant to be funny but that I keep seeing and finding just hysterical.  So if you're ready and your seat belts are firmly buckled, here we go!

This person's sister is my new hero.  Of course so is this Loki guy!

This one is for all my friends who know how to skip and who own bats!  Oddly enough... I think this is ALL my friends!  Gee, go figure.

Tina Fey... font of wisdom, people!  And you know what?  She's right!  We do!....errrr, I mean THEY do... yeah.

Okay, for those of you who are unfortunate enough to live near me, you have been warned!  There is just no WAY I can possibly NOT do this now!  The trick is going to be finding one of these miniature dinosaur lizard thingies.... And just for the record, if any of you out there know that there is some kind of bad porno with this lizard thingie as it's theme, please do NOT let me know!  I'm still not over the pterodactyl porn!  (If you're new to this blog and that statement made no sense, feel free to click here or here or  here for the background posts.  And yes, I've written about pterodactyl porn multiple times.  Don't judge me, people!!!  It's weird and once you start, it's hard to stop.)

Okay, this is the picture that isn't supposed to be funny, but it IS!  You see, this is the picture for a post on how to clean furry, stuffed animals.  Only that's just not what I think of every time I see it.  For all the world, it looks to me like Elmo had a particularly bad night, drank WAY too many shots, probably took some purple furry female monster home with him and now is paying the price in the morning!  Does he not look like he's yacking up his guts there and some nice puppeteer is holding a cold cloth to the back of his neck while telling him that the female monster doesn't look at all like Oscar the Grouch even though he realizes she does this morning?  Or... is it just me?  I'm just sayin'!

And here we have the winner for best job EVER!  I'd quit my day job for this!  (Everybody say "Sorry, Cherie!" to my boss.)  Yup, I could interview these guys aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day and then still have some questions left over for... you know... after hours!

This guy is another of my new heros.  He's not as cool at that other texter's sister but he's alright!

And now, dear readers and loyal subjects, it's time for the Queen to get some sleep.  Why, you ask?  (Well you should have asked if you didn't because I sort of need you to ask to lead into our last funny.  Have you asked now?  Great.  Thank you.)  It's because...

And on that note.  Nighty night, y'all!