This is a pterodactyl.
Sexy, isn't it? The answer to that is no. No, it isn't! And it isn't that Blogger actually lets me track pterodactyls, but it does let me track the kind of keyword searches that lead people to this blog. And what is by far the number one search? Pterodactyl porn!!! Yes, I write one blog about how ridiculous the internet has gotten based on the fact that I was able to find actual pterodactyl themed porn (Here it is if you haven't read it. It was particularly clever if I do say so myself.) and somehow I become the Queen of Pterodactyl Porn in the process! Here's what the chart currently looks like based on keyword search.
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See?! I told you so! Now to be fair, it used to be worse. For a while 8 of the 10 keywords were related to pterodactyl porn, well related to pterodactyl porn for poor spellers (i.e. pterodactil and pteradacyl which are both seen above). It seems that you don't have to actually be able to spell pterodactyl in order to find either porn related to them or this blog. At least now some of the keywords make me giggle more than pterodactyl porn does. "Penises are funny," really?! Now that makes me laugh. I'm not sure why that brings you here other than the whole penises in my houseplant intellectual discussion which can be found by clicking here. But in my defense, I don't think I ever truly said that I thought penises were funny. They sort of are, but that's an extrapolation of what I said! As far as "figure out my style" and "keep calm and carry on notebook" goes... I got nothing. I have a keep calm and have a cupcake notebook but not the other. And I'm drawing a TOTAL blank on the entire figure out my style concept!
So what's my point here? Well... it turns out that it's not just me that ends up in weird places when I put search words into Google! Besides that, I just don't really have one. Let's face it. It doesn't take much to amuse me but this whole keyword thing as truly managed to do it. Anyway, I'm off now. I'm going to go check on Google. I want to put in "penises are funny" and see what all else I can find. Suddenly the concept of that particular search just seems like genius to me! Hasta, people! Oh, and be sure to have a cupcake! I don't know 10 locations for that but I'm sure you'll come up with something!
i found you when i wanted to use a pterodactyl on my blog today. i couldn't find one i liked (no offense) so i drew one. and then the whole thing morphed into a fashion dactyl because the whole post was about me cutting my own bangs. (now you're scratching your head, aren't you?)
ReplyDeletefunny post - the google algorithms are kooky.