Pterodactyl Porn Never Dies

Okay, I've been holding this since last week.  I realized I was going to have to post it but I was refraining.  I have no idea why, now that I think about it, but now it just must be done:

Why is it that pterodactyl porn never dies?!

I've written about this particular topic twice now.  Once it was about the actual pterodactyl cosplay porn that I found online.  (My eyes are still bleeding but click here to see the original post.)  Then I did it a second time just because the searches in google that led to my blog were all related to this damn pterodactyl porn thing that I'd written about!  (click here for that genius post)  Well now I find out that it's not just me!  Apparently pterodactyl porn as well as general dinosaur porn is quite the thing amongst paleontologists... at least the ones that really want you to think that dinosaurs are cool long after you reach the age of 10.  You see last week a landmark study was released.  It turns out that dinosaurs.... did it from behind!

Did I hear your collective gasps?  No?  But this is important, people!  I'm not sure exactly how they determined this but I think it was from some particularly amorous dinosaurs who might not have noticed that they were slowly sinking into some kind of tar pit while they were... you know... doing it.  I can only guess from that fact that whatever they were doing was just mind blowing.  That seems like a  difficult thing to NOT notice, but that's just me and maybe I haven't had great dinosaur sex or something, but really that's not my point.  You see, in order to explain in exactly what position these dinosaurs were apparently going at it, the paleontologists in question created high definition images.  Because there's no WAY they could say something as complicated as "doing it doggy style," or dino style I guess since they pre-date doggies, and get you to understand it as well as this...

Or this...

(Look! It's water sports for dines!... or maybe that's something else.  Oops.)

Or this...

Or this...

Oh holy cannoli, people!  Really?!  I bring my kids to these museums!  I don't want to have to explain THIS!!!!

Well anyway, you get my point.  Actually, I'm not sure I had a point here, but at least this was distracting. I can only think that that was the purpose of this particular study.  Can't you just see the scientists now?  "Look, Fred!  It's a picture of a dino... doing it from behind!"  Yeah, you sort of have to think there were a bunch of geeks in a room who came up with this as a research project.  

If only these people would put their minds towards something important... like how do Zombies mate?! Now THAT would be interesting, especially in high-def.  I'm just sayin'.