Pterodactyl Porn... I can't make this stuff up.

Alright, I have friends, people.  I have lots of friends, now that I think about it, but some of them are weirder than others.  And some of them have SERIOUSLY weird web links that they seem to delight in sending me.  And when the Queen says weird, trust me, she means WEIRD!

Fortunately for me... and you since you appear to be compelled to read this post... a lot of this stuff is really weird in an oh so hysterical way.  I mean, let's face it.  Sex is pretty funny anyway, and the stuff that people come up with to post on the internet related to sex is even funnier!  I'll have to start out with turtle sex here.  Have you ever seen turtles having sex?  Actually, it's not so much seeing them as hearing them. Okay, now that I think about it, it's seeing them too.  Turns out that male turtles get down right testy when they want sex.  They proceed to headbut the bejeezes out of females until they get what they want.  And these aren't really ninja turtles I'm talking about here!  They just look it once they're horny.  If you've never seen this, then I can assure you it's worth a watch.  I laugh until I cry every single time I watch it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

This turtle has a FANTASTIC time with his partner who, if you look closely, I'm pretty sure is asleep.  Oh and if you're easily offended by turtles having sex, you should probably not click on that link up there.  You also probably shouldn't keep reading because it just goes downhill from here, peeps.

Now, as if the fact that people actually film turtles having sex purely for their own amusement isn't odd enough, I have more for you!  You're welcome, by the way.  And if you do a quick you tube search you'll find that there are a LOT of people filming turtles having sex.  Don't even get me started on the turtles having sex with shoes videos.  (It would seem that I have a bit too much time on my hands sometimes, or that I have really weird friends who do these searches for me.  I vote the latter.)  Anyway, so this friend of mine sends me a link to something I never EVER thought I would see... and I assure you that I never really needed to see it... pterodactyl sex.  Who knew there was a fetish regarding pterodactyls?!  I mean, I consider myself to be rather worldly, but never in my WILDEST and most kooked up dreams did I ever imagine pterodactyl sex.  And yet, there it is!  It's right there on the interwebz!  People dressed up as pterodactyls and having sex with some girl who is NOT dressed up as a pterodactyl is beyond even what I could make up.  They even flap their wings!  I couldn't stop laughing.  I'd give you the link but it's porn, people!  Google it for yourself.  You know you can.  Oh and if you happen upon a site about the weirdest kinds of sex, eel sex is right after the pterodactyls.  I was afraid to click it.  Let me know how it is if you do.