This, people, is just truth!
So today I am going to tell you what the Queen is really thinking when dealing with things she'd simply rather not... which is a shocking amount of the time, I must admit. Because let's face it, the Queen is interested in eating bonbons and sipping wine all day. That's the goal, right?! Just because I've failed at being able to do that thus far and remain employed, doesn't mean all hope is dead! Wait, does it?! You know, I'll think about that some time later. For now, I'm just going to share the list with you all. You're welcome!
1. This is why I keep a bottle of rum hidden under my desk.
(I know I said rum but wine works too. I'm just sayin'.)
Okay fine! Here's your rum picture to go with that one.
(I don't have a mute button funny. So I'm just sticking this line in here so you won't be totally disappointed. I really work for you people, you know.)
4. HOLY CANNOLI! How can one very small kitten make a smell THAT BAD?! (I know this one seems odd, even for me, but my new kitten sits in my lap part of the day and she sometimes reminds me of that old Smelly Cat song from Friends.... The trouble is that I KNOW what I'm feeding her! Kittens do have their downside.)
This cat, however, seems to have tapped into my thought process!
5. Maybe if I stab myself in the eye or otherwise have some horrible, disfiguring accident... or SOUND like I'm having a horrible, disfiguring accident, I can just get off this call! I know! I can fake being attacked by a dinosaur! That always works!!!
...But that can change!
6. I'm probably not on enough meds to effectively deal with this amount of stress. Yeah, I'm definitely not. Maybe I need a new stress outlet.
Totally the same thing!
And to be honest, I'm pretty sure that there are several more things that run through my head, but right now I'm too tired from having to actually *sniff sniff* work *sniff sniff* that I can't think of them! So I'm afraid I'm closing tonight with what I'm thinking about now. It's been a rough day!
Elephant gets me!