Monday, September 10, 2012

Sabrina, Ninja Cat

Just a quick post tonight.  I'm too paranoid to write a lot.  I'm busy making sure that my cat, Sabrina, isn't trying to kill me.  Actually, I'm really spending the evening having a staring contest with her because I'm pretty sure that if I look away first, it will be considered weakness, then she's liable to take me out in my sleep.  My cat doesn't look like a killer.  In fact, she's really very cute and sweet, as most cats are... unless she's being  psycho ninja cat, which unfortunately today... she was!

Sabrina came to me when she was 3 weeks old.  Here she is before she became homicidal.  I had to bottle feed her for the first 3 weeks.

You'd think that you could trust something this cute, wouldn't you?!  Yeah, but then you'd probably think you could trust my daughters too, and I can assure that that's NOT the case!  Apparently cute and trustworthy isn't a theory that holds for cats either.

Anyway, this is Sabrina now. She's a bit rounder around the middle than she used to be and a lot bigger in general.  Here she is pretending to not be lying on my table.  She'd never do that!  She's a good girl.... right?  Yeah, maybe not.  But here comes the attempt on my life!

This is it, people.   This is Sabrina in ninja cat assassin mode!  She looks sweet and innocent enough, but no!  She may look like she's just lying there, but she's lying in wait!  Eventually someone will try to go down the stairs and fall right over her.... and it'll probably be me!

So anyway, I'd write more and tell you all about my awesome time with my first piano lesson since I was 7 years old which I had tonight, but I'm busy trying to stare down my cat.  I'm really hopeful she'll blink first and I'll establish superiority.  At least that way maybe I can sic her on MPH and sleep easy tonight.  I'll let you know how it goes.  In the meantime, I leave you with this handy little quiz to see if your cat is plotting to kill you, too!  You're welcome!

1 comment:

  1. Just an FYI, a cat "I Love you" is a slow blink while they're look at you. "Come here" is to look briefly and turn your head away. This is why cats tend to jump in the laps of people who are allergic or hate cats. Staring is usually aggression, possibly curiosity.


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