It's the Weekly (not really) Random Wrap-Up!

It's that time of the week... or you know, whenever I get around to posting this sort of thing so... YAY and stuff!  Yes, it's that time when I get totally lazy and show you all the things I found on the internet that made me giggle, chuckle, laugh out loud or (even better) actually snort.  So grab your drink, buckle up and have at a few of these because here we go!!!

It's Friday and I'm about to go out to dinner then a show (Click here if you missed my HELLA-COOL plans for this evening) and it's been a long week so here's what I admit I'm thinking about at this point.

I'm telling you, dear readers and loyal subjects. That bottle is definitely glass!  Bring it on!

And this is just always a good idea.

Now for what I ran into earlier today that makes me think that people are taking this idea of pterodactyl cosplay and probably porn a little too seriously.  I know it says "no sex stuff" but do we really believe that of the person who posted this ad?!

Come on, people.  Even I wouldn't offer to do this.  Yeah, I'd pick something cooler.  I'd be a UNICORN or maybe a RABID SQUIRREL or something!  Yeah, that would rock.  Frankly, the main thing I want this guy to do is stand around and yell "BRAAAWK" every few minutes because I think that's what a pterodactyl would say and he claims to be fluent.  I'm sure MPH (My poor husband) would love this.  OH!  Maybe for his next birthday!...

This next one is from a sign at a park...

This one is so wrong that I don't even know WHAT to say.  Please insert your own inappropriate sex joke here.

Then there was the story that a man was apparently stopped at the border between Canada and the US because he was in possession of contraband!!!  Yes, people.  The man in question had the most evil of substances... KINDER EGGS!!!

Yes, despite having a warning that they shouldn't be given to children under the age of 3 because of the toy surprise inside, the US has gone so far as to BAN these chocolate naughties!  I hated to inform (please read that as "giggled through the whole process of emailing") my family that they're all a bunch of convicts and smugglers!  Though to be fair, I think my mother may now be able to make a small fortune in the traffic of banned chocolates.... kind of like those heroine trafficking people!!  Yup, more street cred for the Queen!

And then I'll leave you with this.  It's for all those times that you just REALLY want to lash out in anger.  Take a quick moment, sit down and think about it instead (Thanks for this one, Kristel!)

And on that note, I am off for the evening.  I'll be sure to let you all know just how awesome and raucous the evening was!  TA!!!