It's Friday and I'm about to go out to dinner then a show (Click here if you missed my HELLA-COOL plans for this evening) and it's been a long week so here's what I admit I'm thinking about at this point.
I'm telling you, dear readers and loyal subjects. That bottle is definitely glass! Bring it on!
And this is just always a good idea.
Now for what I ran into earlier today that makes me think that people are taking this idea of pterodactyl cosplay and probably porn a little too seriously. I know it says "no sex stuff" but do we really believe that of the person who posted this ad?!
Come on, people. Even I wouldn't offer to do this. Yeah, I'd pick something cooler. I'd be a UNICORN or maybe a RABID SQUIRREL or something! Yeah, that would rock. Frankly, the main thing I want this guy to do is stand around and yell "BRAAAWK" every few minutes because I think that's what a pterodactyl would say and he claims to be fluent. I'm sure MPH (My poor husband) would love this. OH! Maybe for his next birthday!...
This next one is from a sign at a park...
This one is so wrong that I don't even know WHAT to say. Please insert your own inappropriate sex joke here.
Then there was the story that a man was apparently stopped at the border between Canada and the US because he was in possession of contraband!!! Yes, people. The man in question had the most evil of substances... KINDER EGGS!!!
And then I'll leave you with this. It's for all those times that you just REALLY want to lash out in anger. Take a quick moment, sit down and think about it instead (Thanks for this one, Kristel!)
And on that note, I am off for the evening. I'll be sure to let you all know just how awesome and raucous the evening was! TA!!!